The Two Crows: Hunting Wives

A wildly unserious tribute to Ashley’s temporary migration to Texas — the show we’d binge if we were in it.

When Ashley announced she’d be relocating to Texas until May, the Two Crows flock collectively clutched our pearls and asked: Is this our Hunting Wives moment?

Except northern. Liberal. Less felony-adjacent. And far more interested in snacks than firearms.

The answer was an immediate yes.

To be clear: There are no affairs. No shotguns. No dramatic porch confrontations.

The only things getting shot are branding photos.The only things being chased are deadlines.

THE CAST

Tracy — The High Priestess of the Perch

Elegant. Unflappable. The center of gravity. She has Sophie’s charisma, but with a New England backbone and superior project management skills. Instead of scheming, she’s strategizing—creating, scheduling, and keeping everyone alive, employed, and on task.

Silvi — The Marketing Maven with Main Character Energy

Silvi is the quiet powerhouse. She solves 90% of problems before anyone realizes they exist, using organizational wizardry, sharp insight, and perfectly timed humor. The group’s moral compass—and its operational backbone.

Emily — The Social Siren

Calm, observant, and razor-sharp. Emily documents everything, elevates everything, and occasionally causes accidental plot twists by saying, “Wait… should we film this?” She’s not chaos-causing. She’s chaos-capturing.

Margot — The PR Whisperer

She hears everything. Knows everything. Can spin anything. Margot smooths feathers, shapes narratives, and ensures no Crow ends up on the wrong side of a headline.

Ashley, our temporary Texan.

Ashley — The Texas Transfer (Season Two Arc)

Our glamorous “girl from away.” While the show’s characters head south and lose their minds, Ashley brings scallops, good taste, and northern practicality to a land overrun with hats the size of small dinghies. She returns in May with boots, stories, and a mild resistance to queso.

THE TWO CROWS PLOTLINE

The Crows are not hunting husbands, secrets, or questionable alibis.

They are hunting for fun, snacks, caffeine, good lighting, social content, clients who get it, a Zoom time that works for five women, and Ashley in Texas (via Instagram Stories)

SEASON FINALE

Ashley returns in May like a majestic migratory bird who briefly detoured through the land of Big Everything. The flock reunites. Someone cries a little. Someone orders oysters. Emily makes a reel. Silvi plans a celebration. Margot pitches a new client without meaning to. Tracy turns it into a workshop.

Roll credits. Cue theme music. Fade to black. Cue seagull sounds.